Thursday, March 31, 2011

I hate Martha Stewart


Not really.  Well, maybe just a little.

Why?  Two reasons.


One:  I couldn't help myself and bought her new egg dying iphone app even though I am not sure we are even going to dye eggs this year and haven't been able to find my damned iphone for about 4 days.  (it's here somewhere, I swear.)


Two:  I want a farm just like hers (minus the giant house) so bad it physically hurts, even though I'm kind of disturbed by how clean the hayloft is.

12 comments:

Chudney Thomas said...

I'd like the farm myself with a slightly smaller house, and I think the hayloft is so clean because she has an army of unseen elves cleaning it. I don't have her dye kit but I've been buying up her paper punches when the go on sale.

Pistachio said...

Abi you crack me up. Smile from ear to ear on this one. Yeah, I had horses and I can tell you the barn NEVER looked like that! She put the A in anal that is certain!

P.S. Yeah, that farm, it dose hurt....

Ashlae said...

I'm particularly envious of her giant greenhouse.. the woman makes me sick.

Denise | Chez Danisse said...

Yes, the hayloft is so tidy it is bordering on creepy, but the land...gorgeous.

Mo Pie, Please said...

So many reasons to hate her. She turns everything to gold - it's so not fair!

Julia said...

Here's a little secret: My husband had the pleasure of working on her property as a teenager in CT. He doesn't remember much, but apparently her full-time staff found her difficult. No kidding! Really?!

I think I'm secretly envious of her skill.

Dancing Branflake said...

Ha! Her property is out of control. I, too, am physically hurting.

la petite coquine said...

It's hard not to hate her a little-she's like the most perfect girl at school. Also, that hayloft is crap. It's a staging area, and her real hayloft is covered in hay just like real people (please God, let this be true).

Len♥reNeverM♥re said...

ouch it hurts!
I had dreams about her before, i know...weird huh?

rebecca said...

martha stewart is a freak. no way around it.

Brandi {not your average ordinary} said...

I can't even talk about her farm. Seriously. And there's an egg dying iphone app? What precisely does that involve?

meemsnyc said...

Hahahaha! Her farm is lovely. Jealous.