so, what happens when you go away for a week and the person who tends to your garden does a great job watering but is too nervous to pick things?
Giant, kinda obscene zucchini, that's what.
but you know what else happens? A great harvest of lettuce, celery, eggplant, onions, carrots, jalapenos kohlrabi, cucumbers, zucchini, broccoli, peas and strawberries! (strawberries not pictured because we already ate them.) Yum, yum, yum!