The Austrailian government has put up a job listing for a caretaker for the islands of the Great Barrier Reef. Job duties seem to be just "a few minor tasks" and the only requirements are that you are a strong swimmer and that you know how to read and write English. The caretaker receives free housing in a lovely 3 bedroom house with pool and golf cart, and a more than $100,000 salary. It is going to be -9 degrees here in Ann Arbor tonight. Minus nine. If I didn't turn as red as a lobster after 7 minutes in the sun and wasn't deathly afraid of fish, I would be seriously tempted to apply.